Michael Jackson Stirs Controversy Entering Bathroom

He says he couldn't read the Arabic when entering the ladies bathroom. I'm surprised the ladies knew *it* was a man!

I guess he's considering making Dubai his home. I thought those Arab countries were morally strict? This proves you can go anywhere if you've got money! I'm sure his hosts will give him a quick kick in the ass out of there when all the money is gone!

I'm sorry but that *guy* just gives me the creeps. I don't particularly like his songs, either!