Haggard to go on Larry King Live Jan 29th...

I'll be sure and NOT watch! Who cares about this idiot? It just goes to prove my theory: make an ass out of yourself and you can be rich! Of course I understand Pastor Ted is in debt now, but I sure as hell won't read his book! I would not direct even one red cent his way!

But I'm sure that many would wish to be titillated by his sordid story... Gawd, he looks creepy! Go behave yourself and disappear from the limelight FOREVER, fool!