He just won't go away!

Now I see another story on Ted Haggard. Who cares? He's gone from his church and the details that came out were sordid enough! Why do we need more? Between this and the Anna Nicole story, imagine what foreigners think of this country! It's too bad that the story of millions of hardworking men and women doesn't make the news more often. The sad thing out of all this is Ted, though he lost his job, can go out and write a book and become rich - far richer than he was from that church.

I should go out and make an ass out of myself, so I can be famous and become rich. Unfortunately, humble as I am, I have too much pride to do that! Guess, after everything is gone, I'll die homeless on the street!