This is the place to do it...

If ya come here for holiday cheer, yer outa luck!!! I do not want to spread my gloom to everyone else, but it should be recorded for posterity. Alas, nobody reads Zim's Rants anymore, so I don't have to worry about getting people depressed. Not that anyone would give a rat's ass anyway!

But lest ye get too much glee, I'm makin' her through in fine shape. Even giving a few dollars for charity. Ho Ho...