The Bush News Channel?

What other names are appropriate?

Let me see how they editorialize:

1. The liberal news media is showing only casualties in Lebanon. (Not true, even CNN shows casualties in Israel, it's just that ten times more people have died in Lebanon).

2. The radical left has taken over the Democratic Party by ousting Joe Lieberman, but the American Public won't go along with them.

3. We don't really want a cease-fire till Israel kills all of Hezbollah. (I agree with this in concept, except they're killing too many civillians).

4. Israeli news stations just reported finding Iranian fighters in Lebanon; we don't need to confirm those reports, they must be true. Iran has now joined the war. Welcome to WWIII! I'm sure Syrian troops to be found soon! (FOX News was certain about that chemical plant south of Baghdad being WMD plant; which it was not!)

5. The Democratic Party is anti-semetic, anti war and anti American: Ann Coulter... (she's home here on FOX News) Editor's Note: My neighbor is Jewish and voted for Kerry

6. All of the Bush cabinet members get treated quite well when interviewed... They are home on Fox News!

7. Alan Colmes is SO pathetic. They deliberately chose a whimpy, geeky, babbly figure to represent the left. I know that news channels don't disclose the political affiliation of their workers, but I'll bet he is the ONLY one who is a Democrat on the Left. (he can't hide, he's been outed).

8. Tony Snow is White house Press Secretary. (I actually kind of like him; he's beter than the previous guy!) He cements the link between the White House and Fox!