Fire me now, Get it over!

It's sooner or later. I suppose I'll postpone my mid life crises (retirement) a wee bit longer. How sad it is I have to be taking a job that some poor homeless person could take. A slave for benefits, thats what I am! Heck, I could probably afford to hire someone in a business I create.

Is it fair to my employer that they pay (or their insurance) pays out more than my salary for health benefits?

I hope the woman who replaces me comes from Wal-Mart, so she can get better benefits here.